Captive Christmas Returns

Fri, Dec 6, 2019 at 7pm

  • 21+
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A Holiday Poem For You:

'Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through Timbre Room,

Not a creature was stirring,

Not even my womb.

When out on the lawn there arose such a splash,
I sprang from my bed to see who was stealing my trash.
"Now, Dolce, now Britt, Mona, and Solana!
You can eat all the compost, I guess if you wanna."

All of the queens gathered and feasted,

"Hey Heavy, not a big deal, but is this bread yeasted?!"

"It's gluten and yeast free, please get your fixes,"

Said Heavy, "the compost is where I got all of your mixes"

This December, Captive Christmas Returns to Timbre Room! Last year, Heavy had a devious idea... what if for Christmas she gave her performers some awful presents: truly awful holiday mixes. With an entirely new cast, come see what new punishments Heavy has devised for our captives this year!







$7/advance, $10/at the door

Doors @ 7pm / Show @ 8pm



1809 Minor Ave.

Seattle, WA



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Kremwerk strives to be a safe space. The following actions or display of behavior will not be tolerated: bigotry, racism, sexism, transphobia, homophobia, misogyny, ableism, as well as the disrespect of the rules of consent. Our staff is here to support you. 

Kremwerk is currently not an ADA accessible space. Club entry is through a flight of 12 metal stairs, with two small steps leading into the main part of the club. We have 2 restrooms with a total of 3 stalls and 1 urinal, all gender neutral. If you would like access to single-stall restrooms, please don't hesitate to ask our door & security to allow entry upstairs into Timbre Room, which has 2 single-stall gender-neutral restrooms. 

For any questions about safety & accessibility, please email

Timbre Room

1809 Minor Ave
Seattle, WA 98101

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