The Ballard Boyz Present: "BTW We're Alphas Now"

The Ballard Boyz (Tim Mattonen & Joshua Chambers) are back—and BTW their Alphas now! After making a fortune investing in Bitcoin, the Boyz expected to retire forever, but thanks to what is almost certainly a temporary dip in the crypto market, they are generously giving you one last chance to experience the Seattle Night Life Award winning comedy show. See the show that City Arts Magazine called the "a consistently funny work in progress!" Meet the man that the Seattle Times raved "announced his divorce on stage!" Bask in the presence of a man that has delivered literally THOUSANDS of pieces of mail!

Featuring:
EL SANCHEZ

TIMMY BOOTH

chris mejia

A SURPRISE CELEBRITY GUEST

There will be Music! And Comedy! And Surprises!