The Last Voyage of the Water Bear!

A play for all ages with a submarine and an untrainable dog

Board the Water Bear for a journey like no other. It's something to take the kids to, anyway.

Here's what happens: An intrepid group of STEM kids in a diving bell discover an underwater civilization only to be told, to continue exploring it, they have to bring a group of billionaires along with them. Oh, no! Billionaires! 

Unscheduled tours! Unseen voices! Strange customs! Dancing! 

Featuring a live band of sunken mariners, strange shadow puppets, and a bizarre source of natural energy, The Last Voyage of the Water Bear will have audiences calling, responding, cheering, and hooting (when prompted by the hoot-master general).

Hot Pockets! Sacred Tombs! Funny accents! 

Fun for all, all for fun, and fun for all ages. 

Tadpoles get a great seat!

Botswains get a great seat AND a radical skateboard sticker

Jules Vernes get a great seat, a radical skateboard sticker, AND a special meeting with the elusive Andorphin! 

Don't miss out! Unless you like regret! I'm not judging you; some people like regret. But, don't miss out.