WhatNot Theatrics Presents Burlesque of Misfit Toys
a burlesque and variety holiday show

Sat, Dec 30, 2023 at 6pm

  • 21+
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THESE TICKETS ARE FOR THE Saturday, December 30th Show. Are you looking for Friday, December 29th tickets? Head over here: Friday December 29th Tickets

This year, Santa's slated to make a special visit to the Isle of Burlesque Toys, promising these quirky toys their forever homes. But when the clock strikes 12, marking the start of Christmas Day, the toys are in for a yuletide shocker—they’re forgotten, AGAIN! But they're not about to let that dampen their spirits. Instead of feeling like a bunch of Grinches, they decide to make merry right where they are—after all, home is where the Isle of Burlesque Toys are!


Get set for an incredible double-feature on Friday, December 29th and December 30th! We've curated a stellar lineup of guest performers, creating a two-day extravaganza tailor-made for all our unique and wonderful Misfits! Come, be part of the magic at the Isle of Burlesque Misfit Toys!


So grab your friends and join us for a night of festive frolics where the 'Burlesque of Misfit Toys' promises to be the most hilariously captivating, belly-laugh-inducing, and hip-swiveling holiday celebration of the season! Don't miss out on the mischievous mayhem—secure your tickets now and let's create some unforgettable memories together! It's time to sleigh, slay, and sparkle the night away!

With Performances by

Sarah Moore

Suga Coates

Olivia of the Stage

Kir Royal

Just Ducky

Lady Drew Blood

Jaynie Jezebel


Hosted by Vixen Valentine

This show is 21+

Jewelbox Theater inside the Rendezvous

2322 2nd Ave

Seattle, WA 98121

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At the door price

General Admission: $30

Reserved table (seats 4) $150

Jewelbox Theatre

2322 2nd Ave
Seattle, WA 98121